Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Twilight Sequels

Twilight can't be out of the limelight yet! Here are some ideas for sequels centered on Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee.


Nighttime

Bella's daughter Resmeneaia has to choose between the Native American werewolf Jacob and the mysterious Ricardo, a new boy at preschool without any friends. Ricardo doesn't say much but he has a terrible secret. She is captivated by his long stares and lack of friends. He doesn't nap during nap time. She follows him and sees him eating the class hamster. She discovers he only eats the flesh of the living. But he is a nice zombie who only eats dogs and mice (and hamsters). Meanwhile a sinister zombie is eating human brains creating a secret zombie army at the middle school across the street. Facing charges of pedophilia, Jacob leaves saying he wants to save Rensmareia from getting her face mauled up by accident. Then the bad zombies strike the preschool and try to eat Resmerlena. But a nice older man comes to her rescue. It's Patrick, the groundskeeper from Egypt with a dark secret; he is really an ancient mummy looking for a new bride. He gives Rasnemer the talisman of amun rur, which claims her as his new wife in the afterlife. Patrick and Ricardo fight and Ricardo is wounded but manages to escape. Resniena gets advice from her mother who suggests she becomes friends with the two until her lover werewolf returns to her. Bella says, "String them along as long as you need comfort." But then Ricardo is conveniently decapitated by a bad zombie and in the process saves Resmemererre.


Crescent Moon

Now that the Circle of Ancient Mummies has heard about Patrick's revealing of his identity, they kidnap Resmerlian and take her to Cairo. Warned by Patrick, who has revealed himself as King Tut, Bella and Edward follow her trail but are met by the Bride of Frankenstein ex-wife from Edward's mortal life. She was resurrected by a mad scientist. She wishes to reunite with her former lover Edward but the scientist promised the Frankenstein male that he would make him a wife. Edward is torn because his once deceased yet now Alive! wife is bringing back painful memories. He decides he must free her from the life she doesn't want. Trapped in indecision Bella calls Jacob and tells him that Rashmena has been abducted by the Circle of Mummies. Jacob rushes to meet them but fears her death as the mummies announce her drowning. Not wanting to live without the girl he swore weeks ago he would live without, Jacob lunges into a silver chair but is not mortally wounded. He wakes to find Restlemania alive. She was thrown into the sea but was saved by a charming merman. She was hurt by Jacob's leaving but still loves Jacob and knows he would only abuse her emotionally because he loves her. She also loves Pete, the merman who saved her. The question remains will she live with Jacob or return to the sea.


4 comments:

  1. Then Renesmee chooses Jacob because he's the only one who "loves" her enough to actually attempt suicide instead of just threatening (a lesson he first learned when trying to convince Bella to kiss him). But it works out in the end because she has a daughter for each of her other supernatural lovers. Everyone is happy, until a huge battle is threatened, but never realized. Then everyone is happy again.

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  2. Whoa. Restlemania has some crazy adventures. I like Rachel's ending the best. I got really worried when you started talking about that battle, Rachel. I bet they talked about it for a long, long time, filling hundreds of pages in the book, before getting tired and deciding not to do anything at all. That's good literature.

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  3. Yeah Rachel is describing the third sequel titled "No Light Because Its dark Outside"

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  4. hahaha, I like this! the 3rd book in the series sounds fascinating! No Light Because It's Dark Outside, eh? (that "eh" was my inner Canadian shining through)

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