"Wonderful stay. . .sorry we accidentally stole this journal. We hope it gets back to you in good order." Accidentally stole the journal. Don't worry they get better and better (AKA more scandalized) as you get down the page. Please define "good order." It should have been thrown back into the fires of Mordor.
This blog post is rated NC-71. That means Kristina and John Bohman are too young for this content. That means don't tell your mom you read these guestbook entries. And don't let little "innocent" Julia read them.
During the last night of our honeymoon, Rachel and I stayed in a nice little bed and breakfast in Provo called the Hines Mansion. The Seaside Room or whatever was quite lovely. Some of the guestbook entries for our room were not so lovely. The last inappropriate entry is ours.
"Me matey and I came landside to celebrate his 1/2 century birthday! We'll see how much steam the ol' capt'n has to 'em!""Morning Report: Despite the treacherous waters, the capt'n sailed his vessel successfully into port. We shall take this voyage again!"
Half century relations described in naughty nautical innuendo is gross.
Murrrrrder. . . .
Perfect! Perfectly gross. Who ends their guestbook entry "Lots of FUN & Relations"? Weirdos, that's who.
"The room was spectacular. Everyone was really nice. The sex/food was great! Can't wait to come back [smiley face]." -The Thompsons
In case you missed that, it says "The sex/food was great!" Mmm sex/food. . .
Above: the jetted tube. "And it looked so clean!"
Below: When the fish tank used to be it were here.
What more can you say than this, "Oh be wise, morons."
Best end to a honeymoon ever: Breakfast was good. Morning breath. The end. -The Reddoxen
Next time we'll remember to bring some fishes to put in the bubble bath. Good plan? I think yes.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand...did you guys write these, or someone else? You stole the book and took pictures or something? Or is this all made up? It's unclear.
ReplyDeleteWe read through them and took photos. We wrote the last one in the book before we left. Why would you conclude those other things? We didn't write them. Notice all the different signatures and handwritting from other people.
ReplyDeleteI was honestly confused. No where does it say what's going on.
ReplyDeleteHere it is for your convenience:
ReplyDeleteDuring the last night of our honeymoon, Rachel and I stayed in a nice little bed and breakfast in Provo called the Hines Mansion. The Seaside Room or whatever was quite lovely. Some of the guestbook entries for our room were not so lovely. The last inappropriate entry is ours.