Monday, June 7, 2010

To Rachel with Math


Dear Rachel J Reddoch,


I am going to speak in the language of mathematics to show you how much I love thee.


I love you to the nth degree. I don't know what the n stands for but it's gotta be pretty big.


In the case that you think you love me more than I love you please refer to the following algebraic expressions:


x + 1 = my love for you, where x = the amount of love you have for me.


i > u


i = my love for you


u = your love for me

times = the number of years I will love you

Jonathan + Rachel = Ronathel


Succinctly,


Your husband

2 comments:

  1. ha! I knew my princess celebrity name would catch on!

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  2. http://rachel-lenta.blogspot.com/2010/06/to-jonathan-with-nerdiness.html

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