Dear Rachel J Reddoch,
I am going to speak in the language of mathematics to show you how much I love thee.
I love you to the nth degree. I don't know what the n stands for but it's gotta be pretty big.
In the case that you think you love me more than I love you please refer to the following algebraic expressions:
x + 1 = my love for you, where x = the amount of love you have for me.
i > u
i = my love for you
u = your love for me
∞ times ∞ = the number of years I will love you
Jonathan + Rachel = Ronathel
Succinctly,
Your husband
ha! I knew my princess celebrity name would catch on!
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