So Facebook thinks that I should like the Notebook because I like Wedding Crashers and a lot of people that like Wedding Crashers like the Notebook. Despite the fact that the Notebook is a bunch of crap that appeals to chicks (also known in the cinema biz as a chick flick) and Wedding Crashers is a dude comedy that appeals oddly enough to dudes, Facebook's computer logarithms or algorithms (I have no idea what either are or what the difference is) somehow drew the conclusion that I would like the Notebook.
Nice logic Facebook. Well I bet a lot of people like candy that like unicorns so I should like unicorns. Good guess. I hate you.
A lot of people who like windsurfing also like marijuana. I don't like windsurfing so I also don't like marijuana. Good thing!
Lots of dogs smell bottoms. If I liked dogs I would smell people's bottoms. Good thing I don't like dogs because I hate sniffing bottoms (probably).
A rat likes cheese. I like cheese. I must be a rat.
Poop smells bad. I poop. I smell bad.
Everybody poops (I read it in a book). Everybody must smell like poopy.
Poop jokes are immature. I am immature. Therefore, I am a poop joke.
If you think like Facebook then you may have been struck in the face by a book.
I've been struck in the face before. Does that mean I'm facebook? And if so,how do I get my hands on my profits?
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