Saturday, July 3, 2010

Save Us Antman!

So who's excited for the Antman movie in 2012!?

I used to think the character of Antman a little lame. He can get really big (which is useful) and tiny (might be useful in Wonderland maybe). He also has the ability to control ants. Yes with his mind.

Why ants? What a wasted technology. If he developed a device to control ants why not people. Maybe people are too smart. So how about bees then? At least they can fly. Nope it only works on ants. Ants are the most useless animal ever. Unless you want to dig a bunch of really small tunnels or have a piece of candy eaten tiny bite by tiny bite.

Rachel said to me, "didn't you go to science class and learn about how amazing ants are? The can lift a lot and carry things away and eat them." The only amazing thing about that is that she said this without sarcasm. Especially since the thing she said right before that was, "he can control ants? That's dumb."

True an ant can lift like 10 times its own weight. So almost nothing times ten is how much?

But I did find one use for Antman. He could get rid of our ants. He could send them all below a big magnifying glass for all I care. Just get rid of them, Antman. I am sick of these little buggers getting everywhere. Help us, Antman. You're our only hope (dang).

4 comments:

  1. It's sad when you reach a point in your life where Antman is your only hope.

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  2. I've never even heard of Antman

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  3. I never heard of him until Nathan Fillion agreed to be him. Now I love Antman.

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  4. I don't like how your knocking ants. Ants are absolutely amazing. They can work together to accomplish crazy stuff, they even have wars with other colonies. Another thing is, there are a heck of a lot of ants in the world (trillions). They could do a lot of damage...Antman sounds sort of cool

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