Yes I had a job interview today.
No I wouldn't recommend going to an interview hopped up on narcotics and steroids.
Yes I walked in sporting my nifty (stupid) eye patch.
Yes I am super sick of having to wear it but the uncomfortable darkness is better than the painful brightness.
Yes I sat facing the window and four people and one on the phone during the interview.
No pressure.
Yes I did cry afterward, but only in my ill eye I promise.
Yes I did ask questions.
No I didn't ask good ones.
Yes I am qualified.
No I am not sure I proved it.
Yes the future of my career rests on the success of a hazy drugged up interview.
Yes I do want to be a weekend janitor the rest of my life.
Yes I know this post isn't at all funny.
Yes I am sorry about that.
Yes I think everything will be oll korrect.
This post would be a lot more useful to you if you printed it out and gave it to my mother to read - you know she'll ask you every single one of these questions, and more you haven't thought of.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be a better post if there was a picture attached of you in the patch while hopped up on drugs.
ReplyDeleteI think this post is oll korrect. As in, not fine.
ReplyDeleteHee hee, I'd give good money to see you in that interview.
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