Saturday, July 24, 2010

“I Hate Cheeseburgers”

You know, crazies are no longer cuckoo for just Cocoa Puffs. You know some "people" are now cuckoo for racism. You know they are racistists, ready to label any animal, vegetable, or mineral (sometimes even people) as racist.

You know, some moron blogged a clip of Shirley Sherrod, you know, giving the appearance of a racist looking story. You know Fox News published the moron's clip as-is without an ounce of research. You know, Barracki Obami fired someone based on this "news" coverage. You know, it must have been a slow day for factual stories.

You know, I have plenty of disagreements with President Barrack Insane Obama. You know, this week my biggest criticism of him: he got his news from Fox News. You know, that was a dumb thing to do. You know they hate him. You know they (including Obama) didn't even do 44 minutes of research before posting the story. You know it takes 1 minute to do a Google search and 43 minutes to watch a whole speech. You know Fox could have had an intern watch it between runs to Starbucks. You know Obama could have had one of his frisky little aides do it. You know he could have appointed a YouTube Czar to watch it.

You know here is the best part, there is a whole speech that no one bothered to listen to until after they forced Sherrod to quit (I believe the word is fired), not even the idiotic CNN pundits (sorry for the redundancy). You know, I don't agree with many of Sherrod's views: rich vs. poor, healthcare, low interest loans, and the fact that every sentence in her speech begins with, is interrupted by, and is concluded with the words "you know." You know.

You know, but I really don't think it is even at all possible to think she is a racist if you watched the full story she was telling. You know, the whole speech which was a pretty decent speech. You [should] know, the point of the story was that she was at first wrong to wonder if she should focus on helping only blacks because of a promise she made to herself. You know (actually you probably don't know).

You know she said lots of things that make her very unracist, but you can just, you know, watch it for yourself.

Just so you know 2 minutes out of a full 43 minutes speech shouldn't be labeled "FULL video." You know. Well you know, anything taken out of context can look you know, racist.

You know, a portion of this blog post could be used to make it look like I hate cheeseburgers. MMMMmmm cheeseburgers.

You know you could just quote my blog out of context stating, "Jonathan said, 'I hate cheeseburgers.'"

You know, you don't know unless you have seen the whole speech in its entirety. You know, you can enjoy a bowl of Cocoa Puffs while you watch. Mmmm Cocoa Puffs. You know I'm cuckoo for them.

1 comment:

  1. She IS racist. And President Obama has been spending the past couple of weeks groveling to her, trying to get her to accept an even higher up position in apology for hastily dumping her. Because someone who considers refusing and then actually does refuse aid to someone based on race deserves that kind of treatment. But go ahead, Obama. Kiss and make up. I hate you both anyway.

    That makes me a racist, btw. But I think you already knew that. You know.

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