With prior bad luck and continued bad luck with potlucks, I am worried about the potluck for Stance: For the Family tonight. I am sorta helping plan it I guess. Here is a short list of things that may and probably will occur at some point during some potluck somewhere to me. Wish me good luck for this potluck!
1) I could show up two hours late. I've been too early before.
2) I could forget to bring my dish. Almost done that like a dozen times. Only a matter of time before I do forget.
3) It could have been canceled and I not know about it. I fail to check these things sometimes.
4) No one else is "able" to come.
5) I could go to the wrong building.
6) I spill my food item all over myself before I arrive.
7) I could soil myself from the anxiety of needlessly worrying about [oops too late!]
Guh-ross. I want to die now.
ReplyDeleteJust stay home. Someone'll bring you food eventually...and hopefully wash your pants.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a wife is what I need. Rachel, better get on those things.
ReplyDelete