Friday, April 16, 2010

76 “Titles” of the First Half of the D&C

This fun mnemonic devise was what I used to memorize the 76 "titles" for the first half of the Doctrine and Covenants for my final. Please enjoy my frequent (continuous) use of blasphemy and false doctrine.

LP Eli lost qualifications for service. Witnesses witness the parchment of John. Formula 1 league formed. Lost revelation!? JK. Join AA. David, John, and Peter are three wits worthy. Atone for your art cove. When the prophet speaks about baptism it is specifically to leaders. Persecution of 25 women is common. Try the Peking; P is only for 2nd obedience of new missionaries in lame mission in the 11th hour during the 2nd 2nd coming. The JST counsels and blesses Ed Partridge to gather to Ohio.

JC IMs "The Gospel cares" during Intro to Law 101. LOL! The 43rd 2nd coming blesses conference but the 45th 2nd coming gives the spirit. JW records Ohio shaking for Quakers with 50 false spirits locked in pattern: forsake and endure consecration, church schools, and curriculum. The rich and the poor are the center for Zion, Zion, Jackson County. The Sabbath day talents include satanic testimonies. Zion forgives destiny and purpose of church. 666 requires a covenant relationship. Language of revelation on scripture is in the Book of Commandments. 70 stewards clarify instructions to bishops about effective use of time. Married couples should go on missions before they lose their vision.

  1. The Lord's Preface
  2. Elijah the Prophet
  3. The Lost Manuscript
  4. The Qualifications for Service
  5. Witnesses
  6. Witness for Peace
  7. The Parchment of John
  8. The formula for Revelation
  9. The formula for Revelation
  10. Lost manuscript: Reality of Satan
  11. Revelation
  12. Mission Call of Joseph Knight Sr.
  13. Aaronic Priesthood Keys
  14. Mission Call of David Whitmer
  15. Mission Call of John Whitmer
  16. Mission Call of Peter Whitmer
  17. Three Witnesses
  18. The Worth of Souls
  19. The Atonement
  20. Articles and Covenants
  21. When the Prophet Speaks
  22. Baptism
  23. Counsel Specific to Leaders
  24. Persecution
  25. Women
  26. Common Consent
  27. Priesthood Keys
  28. Revelation to Prophet Only
  29. Second Coming
  30. Obedience
  31. Counsel to New Missionaries
  32. Lamanite Mission
  33. 11th Hour
  34. Second Coming
  35. The Joseph Smith Translation
  36. Counsel and Blessing of Edward Partridge
  37. Gather to Ohio
  38. Christ, the Great I Am
  39. The Definition and Purpose of the Gospel
  40. Cares of the World
  41. Introduction to the Law
  42. Law of the Lord
  43. Second Coming
  44. Blessings of Conference
  45. Second Coming
  46. Gifts of the Spirit
  47. John Whitmer, Historian
  48. Ohio
  49. Shaking Quakers
  50. False Spirits
  51. Law of Consecration
  52. Pattern in All Things
  53. Forsake the World and Endure
  54. Consecration
  55. Church Schools and Curriculum
  56. The Rich and the Poor
  57. A Center Place for Zion
  58. Zion: Jackson County
  59. The Sabbath
  60. Talents
  61. Satan
  62. Testimonies
  63. Zion and Her People
  64. Forgiveness
  65. Destiny and Purpose of the Church
  66. Covenant Relationship with Savior
  67. Language of Revelation
  68. Scripture
  69. Book of Commandments
  70. Stewardship
  71. Mission of Clarification
  72. Instruction to Bishops
  73. Effective Use of Time
  74. Marriage within the Church
  75. Duties of Missionaries
  76. The Vision

4 comments:

  1. I didn't enjoy it. I want my time back. And I think forced memorization of titles of the D&C is incredibly lame.

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  2. !) You were gonna use that time poorly anyway.

    @) You didn't pay anything cheapo.

    #) I thought the same thing too but now I actaully know where to find stuff in the D&C, so that actually is kind of cool in a nerdy Mormon way.

    $) I like lists but I just decided numbering them is arbitrary.

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  3. !) I love your listing
    @) I had to memorize these lists too. Got an A on my final. Can't remember them now.
    #) This is only a little blasphemous.

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  4. )) I think it's pretty cool, but agree with Camilla that you won't remember them in two months.
    () I took a D&C class and had to memorize titles, but I don't remember them.
    *) This is the longest mnemonic device ever.

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