Actual conversation with my wife
Rachel: What are you doing?
Me: What?
Rachel: You look like you're doing the Karate Kid crane kick. [I so wasn't]
Me: Karate crane kick you.
[Rachel giggles with great glee]
Me: Are you having a seizure?
Rachel: I'm happy.
Me: Why? What's wrong with you?
Getting kicking threats shouldn't make anyone that happy. She must have a thing for Ralph Macchio.
It was funny. And we both knew you weren't actually going to kick me, which made it even funnier.
ReplyDeleteYeah? Show me your moves tough guy!
ReplyDelete"Rachel giggles with great glee". You should write a creepy British children's story with alliteration like that.
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