I hate websites like FML ([beep] My Life) and MLIA (My Life Is Average). They are so funny and by funny I mean stupid and half of the crap is totally made up. It is as if dirt bags sit around reading fake entries then dirt bag #1 says to dirt bag #2 "Hey, you know what would be funny? We should make up one of these." Yeah so clever. The cycle continues.
Here is what one dirt bag came up with:
Today, I went to dinner at an awesome restaurant called Ninja New York. As I was finishing up using the rest room and about to wash my hands, a ninja popped out of the ceiling and said, "Remember to wash your hands properly," before darting away. MLIA
MLIA? More like FMLIA.
Today I was driving to Las Vegas, and as we stopped at a red light, I looked into the next car over. It was a ninja! They winked at me and then darted away!
ReplyDeleteAnd then i found twenty bucks! Believe me it helps all lame stories if they ended with that.
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